十全大补男

　　在开学的第一天，高三（1）班苏萌萌上学时，发现校门口附近有一个身高180左右的帅哥正搂着妈妈不肯放手，不禁脱口笑他“妈宝”。这个“妈宝”男生温柏欢是一名转校生，老师安排他和苏萌萌同桌……一次考试中，温柏欢抢夺了苏萌萌第一名的霸主地位，因此苏萌萌心情低落。隔壁班的男生在这时给苏萌萌送来了生日礼物，温柏欢突然霸气出现，代替苏萌萌拒绝了隔壁班的男生。其实苏萌萌一直惦念着儿时的玩伴阿诺，而苏萌萌并不知道她日夜牵挂的青梅竹马就是转校生温柏欢……

　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

　　Scion of the once-rich Mitchell family, Herbert Wynn is found shot to death. Nurse Adams, bored by hospital routine, is recruited by the police to ferret out clues as she tends to Wynn's elderly aunt Julia. Jokingly given the 'rank' of Miss Pinkerson, after the famous detective agency, Adams probes into the mystery, but not before a second death.

 1941年12月8日，爆发了震惊世界的珍珠港事件。翌日，驻沪日军突然闯入上海租界区，包围了《远东周报》编辑部。掌握着日蒋和谈纪要等绝密情报的美国记者加尔逊，在突围时身负重伤，躲到某教会医院的美国医生哈曼家中，并通过哈曼向美国政府求救。美国政府委托国民党当局营救加尔逊。国民党为了讨好美国政府，以得其经济和军事援助，表面上虚张声势地派遣了有刘建丰、陶侃参加的特工部队，随同美国特派员科迪上校到上海营救加尔逊，暗地里却派高级特务陈裕泰潜入上海，指示其地下组织勾结驻沪日军破坏营救计划。因此，当营救小分队刚刚空降到上海郊区，即遭日本宪兵袭击，刘建丰、陶侃被俘，科迪自杀殉职，其余队员均遭杀害。共产党上海地委以为加尔逊被日军捕获，为配合世界反法西斯斗争，决定派沈崇明、杜忠义等人去日本宪兵司令部营救加尔逊，却意外地救出r刘建丰和陶侃。刘、陶二人出狱后，来到了哈曼医生家，发现哈曼已被杀害，找遍住宅也未见加尔逊踪影，却从影集中发现了一张哈曼与宋定一医生的合影。他们赶到宋定一的医院，遇到了先行到达的沈崇明和杜忠义。双方相持不下，刘建丰权衡利害后同意阱作。躲在哈曼家密室中的加尔逊从昏迷中醒来，发现哈曼家已被日军把守，即以日本将军的孩子作人质逃出了魔掌。刘、陶在寻找加尔逊的过程中屡次遭人暗算，他们敏锐地意识到联络人赵春兰小姐就是谋杀哈曼的凶手，终于有一天，他们自己也险些葬身于赵春兰的枪下。在沈崇明、杜忠义的指点下，刘认识到自己组织的丑恶、黑暗，决定与共产党联手行动。当他们终于找到加尔逊时，日军已将他们团团围住，并疯狂地发起攻击。沈崇明、刘建丰掩护杜忠义、陶侃、宋定一等人抬着加尔逊艰难地突出了重围。彻底看清了国民党卖国嘴脸的刘建丰毅然弃暗投明，跟随沈崇明护送加尔逊离开上海，踏上了新的征途。