天上降龙罗汉（周星驰）与众仙打赌，称在凡间会令三名凡人于一定时限内为他人作出牺牲，否则他愿再受轮回之苦。伏虎罗汉化身和尚济公来到人间，边游戏人间边普渡为生的间隙，他选中被老天所罚的九世乞丐（黄秋生）、遭男人欺女人辱的妓女（张曼玉）、杀人如麻的大盗（黄志强）为实验品。 凭 借鬼马机智巧妙安排一番后，济公与三人建立了良好的关系，而最终，九世乞丐与大盗被济公感化作出为他人牺牲之举，妓女更是一往情深爱上他，令他开始为是否自动放弃神仙身份留在凡间而烦恼。
Prehistoric sand-dwelling sharks are unleashed on the island of White Sands when an underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean surface. The most menacing beats to ever rule the waters now rule the sand; with their monster appetities they mercillessly feast on anything that crosses their path Mark Atkins directs this sci-fi 'creature feature' horror. When an underwater earthquake opens up a deep crater on the ocean floor, a prehistoric breed of lethal sand-dwelling sharks is unleashed upon the unsuspecting residents of White Sands Island.
上世纪七十年代，老北京胡同里住着三个孩子，王大卫、李红兵、苏茉莉，三人青梅竹马，一起从小玩到大。大卫（黄渤 饰）祖上是宫廷的御厨，公私合营后父亲在国营饭店掌厨，一身的绝学最终遗憾地带到另一个世界。大卫子承父业进入饭店，却因做了一个糟糕的蛋炒饭只能干些打扫的工作。时代沧桑巨变，社会越来越开放，人们都在这浮躁的气息中寻找明天的出路。红兵和茉莉相恋，最终却分手外出闯荡世界；怀有身孕的茉莉终究不愿接受爱恋自己的大卫，转而南下追寻心中的明星梦。借着新政策之力，大卫承包了国营饭店，开始干出一番事业。 时光流转，旧日的好友你来我往，从不驻留，用各自或明或闇、光怪陆离的人生装点着这飞速变幻的离奇世界……
The goal with CLOWNADO is to make a damned good, scary and splatter-filled, nonstop roller coaster ride of a Horror movie. It's something new, fresh, original and unique but also familiar. Using only Practical Special Makeup Effects and old school styled Visual Effects, CLOWNADO has the vibe of Classic Horror movies we love. Think Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Bad Taste and Texas Chainsaw Massacre if Lucio Fulci was directing, all mixed in a swirling storm of insanity. Now add in scary supernatural Clowns and the cinematic visual style known as FILM NOIR. - intense composition with shadow and light. - and a bit of that incredible John Carpenter suspense (John was also influenced by Noir classics). - and you have an Ambitious, Over the Top Gorefest Epic!. Don't judge a book by it's cover - This is certainly no comedy.
