徐福（沈腾 饰）为养家还债远赴中东中餐馆当厨师，在当地结识了大堂经理马俊生（蒋奇明 饰）。他们以地道中国风味广招八方来客，龙餐馆声名鹊起。然而随着战争爆发，当地形势急转直下，没有人能够独善其身，徐福和马俊生也不例外，他们的命运将何去何从？战火中的龙餐馆又将如何维系？
TS（杰瑞米·伦敦 Jeremy London 饰）的一句戏言导致女友博兰蒂不得不参加她父亲的电视相亲节目，而这也使他们的旅行计划泡汤，愤怒的TS甩手而去，找到老友鲍迪（杰森·李 Jason Lee 饰）寻求安慰。鲍迪的情况也很糟糕，女友蕾娜厌倦了他无所事事沉迷于漫画和电子游戏，果断分手去寻找浪漫爱情。失意的TS与鲍迪选择逛商场排遣烦闷，然而这里也不让人舒畅！博兰蒂父亲的电视节目正在这里搭台准备录制，正在追求蕾娜的时装店经理也处处找鲍迪的不痛快。决定反击的二人找来恶作剧二人组杰伊（杰森·缪斯 Jason Mewes 饰）和鲍勃（凯文·史密斯 Kevin Smith 饰）破坏搭台，与此同时，漫画大师、执着于3D图像的胖子、从事性学研究的少女等异人也在商场中悉数登场，TS和鲍迪要在一片混乱中发起自己的爱情保卫战。
An old friend of a private detective is murdered. The detective, Mike Hammer, will make every effort to find out the killer. At each step he does, there is someone taking advantage of his progress. Written by Luis Carvacho {lcarvach@lascar.puc.cl}
When a promised job for Texan Michael fails to materialise in Wyoming, Mike is mistaken by Wayne to be the hitman he hired to kill his unfaithful wife, Suzanne. Mike takes full advantage of the situation, collects the money and runs. During his getaway, things go wrong, and soon get worse when he runs into the real hitman, Lyle.
