出租老外
6.0 |03月16日 |林永健恶搞老外
简介:

  江玫的酒店冷冷清清,一个食客都没有,这时一个老外――美国失业青年杰克被“口吕品”的店名所吸引进入酒店,被周丽误当成“大款”狠“宰”一刀,杰克无钱结帐,自愿留在店中打工“以身抵债”,有老外端盘子的“口吕品”顿时食客盈门,大“火”起来,正在江玫、周丽高兴时,刘星派公关经理凌小姐“挖”走了杰克,但杰克狠狠地敲了刘星一竹杠,回到了“口吕品”,原来他已经爱上了美丽聪颖的江玫,并和江玫、周丽一起开始了“出租老外”的业务,不甘心的刘星为他们设置了一道道的障碍,反而促成了“出租老外”的业务和杰克与江玫的情感发展。

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简介:    越王勾践跟吴王夫差对战,夫差为报仇雪恨,养精蓄锐,誓取越国。越国大夫范蠡劝告勾践切莫跟夫差火并,不为接受。勾践跟夫差对垒,夫差节节胜利,勾践及其五千残兵被围困会稽。
  越王走投无路,悔恨不已。范蠡力主勾践向夫差去国归降,让文种留守越国,鼓励女织男耕,暗把军旅重练,而自己则跟随勾践至吴国屈侍夫差。
  越王君臣数人到达吴都参见夫差,当即进献美女宝物,并低声下气地极力奉承献媚;再经伯噽一旁帮腔,勉强取得夫差的谅解。
  夫差派人在阖卢墓侧筑一石室,把勾践夫妇、君臣驱入室中,脱去所穿衣冠换上罪臣衣裙,使其蓬头垢脸地从事养马等贱役。
  每当夫差乘车出游,勾践都要手执马鞭徒步跟在马车左右。路过通行闹市时,吴人指着说:“那个就是打了败仗的越王,快来看呀!”讥讽嘲弄之声不绝于耳。
  勾践十分痛苦、绝望;但于范蠡眼中,一个看似混乱和绝望的地方,在在充满着生机和希望!他一直侍奉勾践,甘于跟他受凌辱,只在等待一个翻身的机会。
  三年的岁月,范蠡陪着勾践夫妻共吞下不少屈辱;多少次,勾践欲放弃,却都被范蠡阻止!范蠡的无限智能、情深义重,成为勾践的生存力量!
  所有人都知道勾践甘愿屈于吴国,是想恃机复仇。伍子胥多次要求夫差灭越;
  然而,狂傲自信的夫差却刻意要保着勾践;他认为把勾践留在身边,肆意玩弄,比一刀杀死更为痛快!
  范蠡跟夫差早在会稽之役前曾多番交手,互有输赢。夫差跟范蠡惺惺相惜,皆视对方为终极对手──一段亦敌亦友的关系由此展开。夫差对勾践日渐软化,主要是出自对范蠡的欣赏,他多番萌释放二人回国之念,但都为伍子胥所反对。
  转折点,就在勾践待在吴国的第三年;一次夫差染病,范蠡知道是寻常疾病,不久即愈,便与勾践商定一个计策:他居然让勾践去尝粪卜疾,取悦于夫差!果然,夫差被勾践感动,立即让勾践夫妻搬出石室,迁居附近民房,仍然养马。不久,夫差病愈,正如范蠡所料那样,吴王决定释放勾践回国。并命人于文台置办酒席,隆重地欢送勾践还越。伍子胥大怒,对夫差说:“勾践尝大王粪便,是吃大王之心。”夫差不听,如期释放勾践回国。
  勾践没有忘记那三年的屈辱,回国后卧薪尝胆,誓要振兴越国;受过教训,勾践对范蠡言听计从。范蠡主张要礼待弱小国家,对于强国,表面上应该采取归顺的态度,但骨子里不能屈服。至于吴国,要促使他走向衰落,等到时机成熟,便可以一举灭之。
  彷如宿命,夫差跟范蠡于感情上亦纠缠不清。夫差在花溪偶遇一位国色天香的美丽少女西施,后来方知她居然是范蠡的未婚妻。夫差不顾一切追求,西施不为所动。却在勾践和范蠡于吴国当奴隶后,西施竟然投至夫差怀抱。夫差并非善类,一直猜疑西施之阴谋。但终不敌西施的美貌和柔情,对西施宠爱有加。此举正中西施下怀,因为西施正是范蠡一手培训出来对付夫差的“最精良武器”。智能过人的范蠡更是机关算尽,着西施跟夫差大玩心理战术。西施以美貌以柔情攻陷夫差,吴国看似强大的国势,实在已埋下衰败的伏线。
  范蠡和夫差互相计算对方,但人为变量,往往出人意表!范蠡跟西施虽然甘愿牺牲儿女私情,但妒忌乃是人之常情,看着心爱的人投向敌人怀抱,范蠡饱受煎熬。
  西施又何尝快乐?越是被夫差宠爱,她越是痛苦!却又必须强装快乐!其痛苦不足为外人道!
  范蠡化悲愤为力量,不住向勾践献出良策以对付夫差。他们誓要令越国强盛起来,再伺机一举灭吴。
  西施跟范蠡里应外合,她以夫差宠妃身份,不住离间伍子胥和夫差。伍子胥忿忿不平,跟夫差关系日渐紧张。吴国早因夫差嚣张而招至其它诸候的敌对,危机四伏。伍子胥反对夫差攻齐,主张应要灭越而跟夫差反目;夫差赐伍子胥一把宝剑,命他自杀。死前一刻,伍子胥要求把双目挖出:“大王不听劝阻,我要亲自看着──过不了三年,吴国必然会被越国攻破!”
  伍子胥一语成忏,一切都在范蠡的预计中!
  最后,范蠡以妙计断绝吴国的粮食;然后,在吴国饱尝内忧外患之际,出兵攻吴,施予致命重击!最后,夫差自尽,吴国被越国所灭。越国变得前所未有的强盛。
  这二十二年,越国上下,特别是越王勾践、范蠡和西施过着的是非人的忍辱负重的生活!最后,他们成功了!夫差跟范蠡经历二十多年的双雄斗,最终胜利者是范蠡!
  范蠡把西施接回越国,跟西施成亲,对她感激及宠爱有加。范蠡被勾践封为上将军,恩荣无比,功成名就。
  夫差离世后,范蠡彷佛亦感意兴阑珊。荣华一刻,范蠡不辞而别,带领家属徒隶,驾扁舟,泛东海,浪迹天涯,隐于江湖。
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主演:陈坤,郭羡妮,刘松仁,马德钟,樊志起,贾妮,陈国邦,冯绍峰,洪雁,冼色丽,卓凡
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我的孩子我的家
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更新时间:03月16日
主演:刘佩琦,萨日娜,徐玉琨
简介:

  1978年,到2009年,这是中国发生巨变的激荡三十年。通过幺婶的一家,写的却并不只是她们一家的人生,而是中国人在这三十年中,走过的这一条坚韧顽强,风雨壮阔,回肠荡气的奋斗之路。
  1978年.重庆。挺着大肚子的幺婶带着大大小小五个孩子跪在厂门口,为她因酒醉被厂里开除的丈夫幺叔讨一个公道。幺婶终于让厂长答应了他们家老大长大后接幺叔班的请求,却也在这场风波中厂门口产子,生下了一对双胞胎。
  幺婶和幺叔本来有五个孩子,前四个孩子是用“繁荣昌盛”起名的,除了老二林荣外,老大林繁、老三林昌和老四林盛都是男孩,老五林静是个沉默和倔强的小女孩。孩子太多,家里本已艰难度日,而现在又失去了他们家中最大的经济支柱——幺叔,他因为酒精中毒,已经丧失了劳动能力。
  幺婶必须站起来扛起这个家,刚生下的双胞胎养不起了,必须要送人,但是在送人的途中,双胞胎丢了一个,幺婶忍着巨大的悲伤把剩下的那个抱回了家,她就是林家的老六。
  幺婶带着五个孩子开始劳动,自己做豆瓣酱上街去卖,但是她进原料没有钱,无法躲避供销社老刘的骚扰,更受到街上同样卖豆瓣酱的吴婶的攻击和侮辱,插队回来的知青小叔子林建设用他的拳头维护着幺婶的尊严,却招至了更多的流言。流言里说幺婶是潘金莲、老刘是西门庆,幺叔是武大郎,而林建设是幺婶勾引的武松。幺叔几次戒酒不成,心中烦闷,与林建设的冲突成了街头的笑话。林建设一怒砸碎了街上所有造谣生事人家的玻璃,并去找老刘算帐,但是幺婶拦住了林建设的棍子,因为老刘的确对林家有恩。林建设在从拘留所出来后,没有再回到林家,而是远走他乡。幺婶也因为这些流言,在家里结下了一个仇人,就是老五林静。林静恨上了幺婶,她恨母亲给予他们兄弟姐妹的这个名声。
  幺婶利用她一个女人的各种生存技能,顽强地把六个孩子都拉扯大了。老大林繁满十八岁了,该接幺叔的班进工厂,然而林繁却一心只喜欢学习,想要考大学,家里却无法允许,逼着林繁烧掉了大学的录取通知书。老二林荣是一个爱慕虚荣的女孩子,甚至偷窃了同学的新衣服,而遭到同学哥哥的纠缠。老三林昌和老四林盛平时关系最好,是一对一刻也闲不住的淘小子,各种胡闹花样百出。林荣被流氓纠缠,老三老四搬来大哥林繁救场,而林繁却一个失手,将该人打死。
  幺婶决定,林繁将是家里的经济支柱和希望,他不能坐牢,于是只有在其他几个孩子之间抽签,谁抽到就去给大哥顶罪。抽签的结果是老四林盛抽到了签,但他在害怕下偷偷把签换给了林昌,林昌去坐牢了,从此,改变了这两个人的一生。
  之后幺婶的忧心事更是没有停过,老二林荣闹出了女流氓事件,她爱上了一个青年画家丁松,在丁松给她画裸体素描时被人发现,她的裸体被贴到了宣传栏上,林荣为了保护丁松承认都是她逼着丁松做的,但是社会的压力使林荣有些精神失常,在未来的数年里不敢踏出家门一步,只是每天在家打着毛衣与猫为伴。林盛偷窃厂里配件并贩卖给家里赚钱,被幺婶发现后,替林盛还厂里配件时被抓个正着,而亲手抓到幺婶的正在值班的林繁。这也使得林繁被厂里开除。林静热爱上了钢琴,并极具音乐天赋。幺婶狠心给林静买了电子琴,但是却错误怀疑林静偷家里的钱想买琴,而再次给林静造成了侮辱,林静砸碎了电子琴,并成为最恨幺婶的人。就连幺叔,再次酒精中毒送医院抢救后,邂逅了原来的恋人冯玉婷,并在母亲的撺掇下与幺婶离婚,要和冯玉婷一起过,重新活得像个男人。但是冯玉婷骗走了他的所有钱,幺叔知道,他还是离不开幺婶。
  林建设也又回来了,他这次是衣锦还乡,因为林建设已经成为了一个厂子的厂长。林建设向当年的老刘和吴婶报复,并要接幺婶一家离开重庆,去他的厂子生活。但是幺婶在最后还是拒绝了,她放不下坐牢的林昌,也期待着丢失的老七能有一天回来,更重要的是,她离不开这里,她生长的故乡,林建设只有黯然离去了。

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主演:刘佩琦,萨日娜,徐玉琨
巴比伦5号第四季
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巴比伦5号第四季
4.0
更新时间:2026年01月22日
主演:Bruce Boxleitner,Michael O'Hare,Claudia Christian,Jerry Doyle,Mira Furlan
简介:

  In 2261, the Vorlons join the Shadow War, but their tactics become a concern for the alliance when the Vorlons begin destroying entire planets which they deem to have been "influenced" by the Shadows. Disturbed by this turn of events, Babylon 5 recruits several other powerful and ancient races (the First Ones) to their cause, against both the Shadows and the Vorlons. Captain John Sheridan returns to the station after escaping from Z'ha'dum, but at a price: barring illness or injury, he has only 20 years left to live. He is accompanied by a mysterious alien named Lorien who claims to be the oldest sentient being in the galaxy.
  Hours before Sheridan's return, Garibaldi is rescued and returned to the station, in rather dubious circumstances. He is markedly more paranoid and suspicious of other alien races and of Sheridan than he was before.
  Centauri Emperor Cartagia forges a relationship with the Shadows. Londo Mollari engineers the assassination of Cartagia and repudiates his agreement with the Shadows. Londo kills Mr. Morden and destroys the Shadow vessels based on the Centauri homeworld, in an attempt to save his planet from destruction by the Vorlons. Aided by the other ancient races, and several younger ones, Sheridan lures both the Vorlons and the Shadows into an immense battle, during which the Vorlons and Shadows reveal that they have been left as guardians of the younger races, but due to philosophical differences, ended up using them as pawns in their endless wars throughout the ages. The younger races reject their continued interference, and the Vorlons and Shadows, along with the remaining First Ones, agree to depart the galaxy forever.
  After the Shadows are defeated Garibaldi leaves his post as security chief and works on his own as a "provider of information". He begins working for one William Edgars, a Mars Tycoon, who is married to Garibaldi's former love. While he works ever closer with Edgars, he becomes increasingly aggressive towards Sheridan and eventually leaves Babylon 5.
  Minbar is gripped by a brief civil war between the Warrior and Religious castes. Delenn secretly meets with Neroon of the Warrior caste and convinces him that neither side can be allowed to win. She tells him that she will undergo a ritual wherein she will be willing to sacrifice herself, but will stop the ritual before she actually dies. When Neroon sees that she actually intends to go through the entire ritual, he rescues her and sacrifices himself instead, declaring that, although he was born Warrior, in his heart he is Religious.
  As part of the ongoing conflict between Earth and Babylon 5, Garibaldi eventually betrays Sheridan and arranges his capture in order to gain Edgars' trust and learn his plans. Garibaldi later learns that Edgars created a virus that is dangerous to only telepaths. It is then revealed, that Garibaldi was actually abducted by the Psi-Corps at the end of Season 3 and re-programmed by Bester to provide information to him at the right time. Bester releases Garibaldi of his programming, and allows him to remember everything he has done since being kidnapped. Edgars is killed and his wife disappears, but is reunited with Garibaldi after the end of the war. Garibaldi helps free Sheridan and return him to the campaign to free Earth. An alliance led by Babylon 5 frees Earth from totalitarian rule by President Clark in a short but bloody war. This culminates in Clark's suicide and the restoration of democratic government. Mars is granted full independence, and Sheridan agrees to resign his commission. The League of Non-Aligned Worlds is dissolved and reformed into the Interstellar Alliance, with Sheridan elected as its first President and continuing his command of the Rangers, who are to act as a galactic equivalent of United Nations peacekeepers.
  In the season finale, the events of 100, 500, 1000, and one million years into the future are shown, depicting Babylon 5's lasting influence throughout history. Amongst the events shown are the political aftermath of the 2261 civil war, a subsequent nuclear war on Earth involving a new totalitarian government in the year AD 2762, the resulting fall of Earth into a pre-industrial society, the loss and restoration of humanity's knowledge of space travel, and the final evolution of mankind into energy beings similar to the Vorlons, after which Earth's sun goes nova.

1776
1996
巴比伦5号第四季
主演:Bruce Boxleitner,Michael O'Hare,Claudia Christian,Jerry Doyle,Mira Furlan
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