美女敢死队

美女敢死队

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4.0 |2026年01月22日 |片长67 |HD国语版
简介:
  影片讲述了一群鸵鸟厂的员工年底要账的故事,各式各样的小人物如何智斗无信无德无赖的债主,诱、磨、缠、吵、扰、诉、转、闹等极尽所能,意外不断,笑料百出!
  美丽鸵鸟厂因为客户欠账太多,公司经营濒临绝境,养殖厂员工不见老板现
  身,将厂里能拿的能搬的一扫而光,最后一只孤独的鸵鸟忧伤地望着远处,一棵没有一片叶子的歪脖树下,挂着厂长僵硬而摇晃的身体,绝望的员工们彻底爆发了,决定成立要账敢死队。敢死队将第一个讨账的目标瞄准了最为吝啬的老板万柏发,技术员小百和他讲道理,前台接待小千跟他甜言蜜语都没有任何效果,正当大家陷入绝境时,保洁员钱婆却凶猛地拿回了厂里的欠款。会计小十利用她是无良老板吴启明的初恋去讨账、秘书小万陪着无德老板孙海涛去KTV拼酒以及大家一起对付无赖老板陈不二,拨开一番迷雾,穿过一片荆棘后,终于要回了四十万!不料想大家决定分钱时却被饲料厂的王厂长理直气壮地将钱抱走了。
  谁谋杀了企业?谁正在谋杀企业?是谁丢失了诚信?!
  六名员工誓死捍卫企业荣誉,险恶江湖顿时乱了阵脚……听起来貌似传奇,走近看全是感叹!要账敢死队员们从一盘散沙到患难与共,他们怀揣梦想,坚定诚信,擦干脸上无助的泪痕,带着大浪淘沙的气势席卷而来,美女敢死队重新出动!历经一番惊涛拍岸、风生水起后,信誉必将令美丽鸵鸟厂迎来了长久的盛世乾坤!
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主演:吴镇宇,古天乐,袁咏仪,张达明,吴肇轩,蔡颂思,黄秋生,林雪,郑丹瑞,卢海鹏,雷琛瑜,江美仪,麦长青,阮文泰,孔令令,梁山山,杨玉梅,谷德昭,利颖怡,李灿森,马蹄露,黄文慧,泰臣,胡枫,苑琼丹,杨诗敏,乔宝宝,庄锶敏,王俊棠,刘浩龙,林子聪,陆永,郑诗君,余子明,徐浩昌,安德尊,杨偲泳,罗家英,郑欣宜,麦玲玲
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  敦厚老实的中介卢伟文(吴镇宇 饰)与家庭主妇妻子淑贤(袁咏仪 饰)、失业愤青儿子(吴肇轩 饰)、沉迷网恋的女儿(蔡颂思 饰)及生活不能自理的父亲(张达明 饰)一家五口过着每月要还房贷的节衣缩食生活。鸡毛蒜皮的邻里纠纷、还不完的买房贷款、上有老下有小的尴尬处境,都成了这个家随时爆发争吵的源泉,而他们唯一舒缓焦虑的就是那一扇窗外的海景。可万万没想到的是,突然有一天,一块飞来广告牌完完全全阻挡到了整家人的视线,他们再也没有办法去舒缓压力。而这块广告牌的主人王小财(古天乐饰)却不以为然。解决无期、焦虑升级,卢伟文一家的疯狂计划就此展开……

550
2019
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主演:吴镇宇,古天乐,袁咏仪,张达明,吴肇轩,蔡颂思,黄秋生,林雪,郑丹瑞,卢海鹏,雷琛瑜,江美仪,麦长青,阮文泰,孔令令,梁山山,杨玉梅,谷德昭,利颖怡,李灿森,马蹄露,黄文慧,泰臣,胡枫,苑琼丹,杨诗敏,乔宝宝,庄锶敏,王俊棠,刘浩龙,林子聪,陆永,郑诗君,余子明,徐浩昌,安德尊,杨偲泳,罗家英,郑欣宜,麦玲玲
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更新时间:2026年01月22日
主演:未知
简介:

  Voice 1 (male "professional announcer" type): This neighborhood(1) was made for the wretched dignity of the petty bourgeoisie, for respectable occupations and intellectual tourism. The sedentary population of the upper floors was sheltered from the influences of the street. This neighborhood has remained the same. It was the strange setting of our story, where a systematic questioning of all the diversions and works of a society, a total critique of its idea of happiness, was expressed in acts.
  These people also scorned "subjective profundity". They were interested in nothing but an adequate and concrete expression of themselves.
  Voice 2 (Debord, monotone): Human beings are not fully conscious of their real life - usually groping in the dark; overwhelmed by the consequences of their acts; at every moment groups and individuals find themselves confronted with results they have not wished.
  Voice 1: They said that oblivion was their ruling passion. They wanted to reinvent everything each day; to become the masters and possessors of their own lives.
  Just as one does not judge a man according to the conception he has of himself, one cannot judge such periods of transition according to their own consciousness; on the contrary, one must explain the consciousness through the contradictions of material life, through the conflict between social conditions and the forces of social production.
  The progress achieved in the domination of nature was not yet matched by a corresponding liberation of everyday life. Youth passed away among the various controls of resignation.
  Our camera has captured for you a few aspects of a provisional microsociety.
  The knowledge of empirical facts remains abstract and superficial as long as it is not concretized by its integration into the whole "” which alone permits the supersession of partial and abstract problems so as to arrive at their concrete essence, and implicitly at their meaning.
  This group was on the margins of the economy. It tended toward a role of pure consumption, and first of all the free consumption of its time. It thus found itself directly engaged in qualitative variations of everyday life but deprived of any means to intervene in them.
  The group ranged over a very small area. The same times brought them back to the same places. No one went to bed early. Discussion on the meaning of all this continued...
  Voice 2: "Our life is a journey "” In the winter and the night. "” We seek our passage..."�
  Voice 1: The abandoned literature nevertheless exerted a delaying action on new affective formulations.
  Voice 2: There was the fatigue and the cold of the morning in this much-traversed labyrinth, like an enigma that we had to resolve. It was a looking-glass reality through which we had to discover the potential richness of reality.
  On the bank of the river evening began once again; and caresses; and the importance of a world without importance. Just as the eyes have a blurred vision of many things and can see only one clearly, so the will can strive only incompletely toward diverse objects and can completely love only one at a time.
  Voice 3 (young girl): No one counted on the future. It would never be possible to be together later, or anywhere else. There would never be a greater freedom.
  Voice 1: The refusal of time and of growing old automatically limited encounters in this narrow, contingent zone, where what was lacking was felt as irreparable. The extreme precariousness of the means of getting by without working was at the root of this impatience which made excesses necessary and breaks definitive.
  Voice 2: One never really contests an organization of existence without contesting all of that organization's forms of language.
  Voice 1: When freedom is practiced in a closed circle, it fades into a dream, becomes a mere representation of itself. The ambiance of play is by nature unstable. At any moment "ordinary life"� can prevail once again. The geographical limitation of play is even more striking than its temporal limitation. Any game takes place within the contours of its spatial domain. Around the neighborhood, around its fleeting and threatened immobility, stretched a half-known city where people met only by chance, losing their way forever.
  The girls who found their way there, because they were legally under the control of their families until the age of eighteen, were often recaptured by the defenders of that detestable institution. They were generally confined under the guard of those creatures who among all the bad products of a bad society are the most ugly and repugnant: nuns.
  What usually makes documentaries so easy to understand is the arbitrary limitation of their subject matter. They describe the atomization of social functions and the isolation of their products. One can, in contrast, envisage the entire complexity of a moment which is not resolved into a work, a moment whose movement indissolubly contains facts and values and whose meaning does not yet appear. The subject matter of the documentary would then be this confused totality.
  Voice 2: The era had arrived at a level of knowledge and technical means that made possible, and increasingly necessary, a direct construction of all aspects of a liberated affective and practical existence. The appearance of these superior means of action, still unused because of the delays in the project of liquidating the commodity economy, had already condemned aesthetic activity, whose ambitions and powers were both outdated. The decay of art and of all the values of former mores had formed our sociological background. The ruling class's monopoly over the instruments we needed to control in order to realize the collective art of our time had excluded us from a cultural production officially devoted to illustrating and repeating the past. An art film on this generation can only be a film on its absence of real creations.
  Everyone unthinkingly followed the paths learned once and for all, to their work and their home, to their predictable future. For them duty had already become a habit, and habit a duty. They did not see the deficiency of their city. They thought the deficiency of their life was natural. We wanted to break out of this conditioning, in quest of another use of the urban landscape, in quest of new passions. The atmosphere of a few places gave us intimations of the future powers of an architecture it would be necessary to create to be the support and framework for less mediocre games. We could expect nothing of anything we had not ourselves altered. The urban environment proclaimed the orders and tastes of the ruling society just as violently as the newspapers. It is man who makes the unity of the world, but man has extended himself everywhere. People can see nothing around them that is not their own image; everything speaks to them of themselves. Their very landscape is alive. There were obstacles everywhere. There was a cohesion in the obstacles of all types. They maintained the coherent reign of poverty. Everything being connected, it was necessary to change everything by a unitary struggle, or nothing. It was necessary to link up with the masses, but we were surrounded by sleep.
  Voice 3: The dictatorship of the proletariat is a desperate struggle, bloody and bloodless, violent and peaceful, military and economic, educational and administrative, against the forces and traditions of the old world.
  Voice 1: In this country it is once again the men of order who have rebelled. They have reinforced their power. They have been able to aggravate the grotesqueness of the ruling conditions according to their will. They have embellished their system with the funereal ceremonies of the past.
  Voice 2: Years, like a single instant prolonged to this point, come to an end.
  Voice 1: What was directly lived reappears frozen in the distance, fit into the tastes and illusions of an era, carried away with it.
  Voice 2: The appearance of events that we have not made, that others have made against us, now obliges us to be aware of the passage of time, its results, the transformation of our own desires into events. What differentiates the past from the present is precisely its out-of-reach objectivity; there is no more should-be; being is so consumed that it has ceased to exist. The details are already lost in the dust of time. Who was afraid of life, afraid of the night, afraid of being taken, afraid of being kept?
  Voice 3: What should be abolished continues, and we continue to wear away with it. We are engulfed. We are separated. The years pass and we haven't changed anything.
  Voice 2: Once again morning in the same streets. Once again the fatigue of so many similarly passed nights. It is a walk that has lasted a long time.
  Voice 1: Really hard to drink more.
  Voice 2: Of course one might make a film of it. But even if such a film succeeds in being as fundamentally disconnected and unsatisfying as the reality it deals with, it will never be more than a re-creation "” poor and false like this botched traveling shot.
  Voice 3: There are now people who pride themselves on being authors of films, as others were authors of novels. They are even more backward than the novelists because they are unaware of the decomposition and exhaustion of individual expression in our time, ignorant of the end of the arts of passivity. They are praised for their sincerity since they dramatize, with more personal depth, the conventions of which their life consists. There is talk of the liberation of the cinema. But what does it matter to us if one more art is liberated through which Tom, Dick or Harry can joyously express their slavish sentiments? The only interesting venture is the liberation of everyday life, not only in the perspectives of history but for us and right away. This entails the withering away of alienated forms of communication. The cinema, too, has to be destroyed.
  Voice 2: In the final analysis, stars are created by the need we have for them, and not by their talent or lack of talent or even by the film industry or advertising. Miserable need, dismal, anonymous life that would like to expand itself to the dimensions of cinema life. The imaginary life on the screen is the product of this real need. The star is the projection of this need.
  The images of the advertisements during the intermissions are more suited than any others for evoking an intermission of life.
  To really describe this era it would no doubt be necessary to show many other things. But what would be the point?
  Better to grasp the totality of what has been done and what remains to be done than to add more ruins to the old world of the spectacle and of memories.
  1. This film, which evokes the lettrist experiences at the origin of the situationist movement, opens with shots of the Paris district frequented by the lettrists in the early 1950s.

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49
5.0
HD中字
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5.0
更新时间:2026年01月22日
主演:萨姆·德·格拉斯,Francelia Billington,埃里克·冯·施特罗海姆,Fay Holderness,Richard Cumming
简介:

  Two differences between this Austrian version and the generally available American version are immediately obvious: they differ both in their length and in the language of the intertitles. The American version is only 1,883 metres long - at 18 frames per second a difference of some 7 minutes to the Austrian version with 2,045 metres. Whereas we originally presumed only a negligible difference, resulting from the varying length of the intertitles, a direct comparison has nevertheless shown that the Austrian version differs from the American version both in the montage and in the duration of individual scenes. Yet how could it happen that the later regional distribution of a canonical US silent film was longer than the "original version"?
  The prevalent American version of Blind Husbands does not correspond to the version shown at the premiere of 1919. This little-known fact was already published by Richard Koszarski in 1983. The film was re-released by Universal Pictures in 1924, in a version that was 1,365 feet (416 metres) shorter. At 18 frames per second, this amounts to a time difference of 20 minutes! "Titles were altered, snippets of action removed and at least one major scene taken out entirely, where von Steuben and Margaret visit a small local chapel." (Koszarski)
  From the present state of research we can assume that all the known American copies of the film derive from this shortened re-release version, a copy of which Universal donated to the Museum of Modern Art in 1941. According to Koszarski the original negative of the film was destroyed sometime between 1956 and 1961 and has therefore been irretrievably lost. This information casts an interesting light on the Austrian version, which can be dated to the period between the summer of 1921 and the winter of 1922. Furthermore, the copy is some 200 metres longer than the US version of 1924. If one follows the details given by Richard Koszarski and Arthur Lennig, this means that, as far as both its date and its length are concerned, the Austrian version lies almost exactly in the middle between the (lost) version shown at the premiere and the re-released one.A large part of the additional length of the film can be traced to cuts that were made to the 1924 version in almost every shot. Koszarski describes how the beginning and the end of scenes were trimmed, in order to "speed up" the film. However, more exciting was the discovery that the Austrian version contains shots that are missing in the American one - shots/countershots, intertitles - and furthermore shows differences in its montage (i.e. the placing of the individual shots within a sequence). All this indicates that Die Rache der Berge constitutes the oldest and most completely preserved material of the film.

4275
1919
盲目的丈夫们
主演:萨姆·德·格拉斯,Francelia Billington,埃里克·冯·施特罗海姆,Fay Holderness,Richard Cumming
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