天上降龙罗汉（周星驰）与众仙打赌，称在凡间会令三名凡人于一定时限内为他人作出牺牲，否则他愿再受轮回之苦。伏虎罗汉化身和尚济公来到人间，边游戏人间边普渡为生的间隙，他选中被老天所罚的九世乞丐（黄秋生）、遭男人欺女人辱的妓女（张曼玉）、杀人如麻的大盗（黄志强）为实验品。 凭 借鬼马机智巧妙安排一番后，济公与三人建立了良好的关系，而最终，九世乞丐与大盗被济公感化作出为他人牺牲之举，妓女更是一往情深爱上他，令他开始为是否自动放弃神仙身份留在凡间而烦恼。
在两个孩子误打误撞进入制毒窝点被绑架后，特警老兵“枪手”(Gunner)需要深入毒枭帮派内部，在与犯罪分子和当地警方周旋下救下他的海紫。
Marja is a blogger. Olavi is one of the richest men in the country. She might be able to save her blog if she dates him, but what if she falls for him for real?
這一天，三個完全沒有嫖過妓的男生想為其中即將要結婚的朋友慶祝，因此找了間風俗店要來當作告別他的單身派對，一進去他們馬上都選好自已想要的風俗女，殊不知接下來等著他們是將是瘋狂且血腥的性愛派對! Softcore porn collides with castration anxieties in the Japanese grindhouse quickie “Horny House of Horror.” Writer-cum-debutant helmer Jun Tsugita (“Mutant Girls Squad” teams here with f/x maestro Yoshino Nishimura to deliver the gory goods, the cathouse setting giving Tsugita ample excuse to undress his cast of porn thesps, including cult fave Asami (“RoboGeisha”, as a prelude to fetishistic violence. Pals Toshida (Wani Kansai) and Uno (Toushi Yanagi) insist on going to a brothel with their betrothed friend Nakazu (Yuya Ishikawa), who has never paid for sex before. Each guy is matched with a nubile prostitute, unaware of the locale’s deranged mission to sexually torture customers. Vagina dentata is the yarn’s main means of attack, but samurai swords and phallic food games provide plenty of ketchup.
1958年，大跃进时代。钟叶平（秦怡 饰）任青龙水库党委书记不久，既制订出提前一年完成水库竣工的跃进计划。省水利局长陈超人（郑大年 饰）却认为此计划违背科学，不赞成实施。省委倪书记（陈戈 饰）却支持钟叶平的计划，让她组织干部群众调研，拿出可行方案。钟叶平和主观武断的陈超人等据理力争，党办主任苏士荣（鲁非 饰）向省委写信反映陈超人要扒开合拢囗的错误方案，脑羞成怒的陈超人准备撤消钟叶平的职务。关健时刻，倪书记来到工地，他通过调查了解，批评了陈超人等，受了批评的陈超人竟不顾施工安全，搞起“遍地开花”工程，造成溢洪陡坡大面积塌方，血的教训使陈超人受到严肃处理......
