天上降龙罗汉（周星驰）与众仙打赌，称在凡间会令三名凡人于一定时限内为他人作出牺牲，否则他愿再受轮回之苦。伏虎罗汉化身和尚济公来到人间，边游戏人间边普渡为生的间隙，他选中被老天所罚的九世乞丐（黄秋生）、遭男人欺女人辱的妓女（张曼玉）、杀人如麻的大盗（黄志强）为实验品。 凭 借鬼马机智巧妙安排一番后，济公与三人建立了良好的关系，而最终，九世乞丐与大盗被济公感化作出为他人牺牲之举，妓女更是一往情深爱上他，令他开始为是否自动放弃神仙身份留在凡间而烦恼。
我以为我无所畏惧， 可当时我就在那里， 就站在她跟前， 无助地看着她死去。 ——— 乔布·潘迪 一次案件让乔长官的思绪回到从前，那时候他还不是警察，过着的是简单而温馨的生活，可这位黑帮大佬的出现，彻底扰乱了他的幸福生活......
When his sister's classmate, Leelaa, comes to spend the summer at his family home, a friendship is forged in few days and when our hero decides to take off on a road trip across the country, Leela is more than ready to join him. But something happens on that road trip. Situations go out of control and our lead pair are thrown into a vortex that they're completely unprepared for and beyond their control.
At the dawn of the Cold War, two U.S. marshals pursue a wanted murderer in the deserts of Nevada.
右篇：牛女 明日香、森本、真田、小笠原和加奈子一行五人去山中游玩，结果车在半路抛锚。众人下车寻求帮助，在山中见到一间旧式房屋。女主人的脸上有两道红色的伤疤，而明日香又恍惚看到屋内有一个头颅硕大、身穿和服的人。好奇心驱使他们返回屋内，但厄运随之而来……
